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And me over here being curious by nature secretly looking this stuff up. Lmao o.O

Mushroom penis

Midget clown helicopter

Radishes , G spot feather duster.

Icecream carrot whips

*head desk laughing and wheezing out a lung*

Wait, I think VW might be winning this round.

Although Midget Clown Helicopter is a really good one.

Unfiltered: we get nowhere in life if we lack curiosity.

nonconsensual tentacles

Now normally, I can at least participate in your journals but this time... I can't. I must be boring because porn is not my thing so I wouldn't even begin to know an answer. lol.

Non-consensual tentacles!?! That's a thing!?!

I am gonna hide now lol

LMAO! Why? No need to hide! You answered the question and brought conversation to the entry! Birra asked and got what he asked for! LOL!

In other words be careful what one asks for

Never been on Porn Hub.

🤔

There's a porn hub???

It's a conversation starter, people.

Nonconsensual tentacles. I like that. Not sure I've ever truly seen consensual tentacles....

I agree

OH MY GOD! Is he going to be ok? Are YOU Ok?

Ack....what Rat said.

Holy crap! That is awful! I hope the co- worker is ok and that you are ok!

Yeah, he's ok. Fortunately the bullet didn't hit anything vital. He was just out in the field doing his job and someone tried to rob him.

Our society is fucked.

That is for sure! I am glad he is ok!

Enjoy the fucking off time. We all need it.

I did that yesterday as well. I unplugged and never even turned on my laptop... spent the day with my hubby and son and just enjoyed life. :) We all need that time and it's important we allow ourselves to take it.

My down time is almost always time alone.

I find that whenever you're with someone - anyone - there's always expectations

Birra I agree. Why I refuse to move into homestead. I just need my own space, decompress

Absolutely. My solitude is sacred. Sometimes perverted, but always sacred.

LOL

LMAO!

Oh, what kind?

Housework for me, laundry. And my heat keeps kicking on, must be cold out.

What kind of movie? That is yet to be determined. It is part of a competition, and you don't find out the requirements until the competition starts. Then you have 48 hours to make the movie.

Ohhhh! I can't wait to hear more about it when the time comes!

It's fun. This will be my 4th year leading a team.

Wait...did you say something? ;)

I know that's sarcasm, but seriously... takes me back to my business days when people would ask for tech advice, completely ignore my advice, and then call because what they did didn't work....

That will never change. Its human natural.

Nature. I suck at phone keyboard, auto correct is killing it.

I hate doing anything on my phone. Back in my travel days I had a phone with an actual keyboard. It was easy to use. This touch screen bullshit is bullshit.

I despise doing anything "online" with my phone as well. It has to be some sort of freaky weird emergency for me to sign on to the site from my phone.

Exactly. This site is particularly challenging on mobile

This is my jam?

Bam ba lam

Oh black Betty?

Apparently that is what it is turning into.

Oh yes, I know. "You have a job, you should appreciate it."

I do, I do.

I just appreciate my time away from that job a whole lot more.

Candy!! lol :p

Candy? You mean, strippers?

Candy is good! lol What is your favorite?

I don't recall. I've seen many strippers names Candy. Or Candi. Whichever.

Honestly, I don't eat candy so... I dunno. Peanut Butter Cups?

She is off her hormones and throwing temps out like lottery numbers! Her menopausal hot and cold flashes are getting out of hand!

Totally. Today it's nice and sunny, but the 30F temps can go fuck themselves.

Lol